Pig Tales by Iggy Oink – 51
Pig Tales by Iggy Oink – 51 – Iggy Oink sometimes has spare time on his little piggy hoofs so he was wondering what might happen if he decided to write a poem. There don’t seem to be a plethora (Iggy likes that word) – plethora – plethora – plethora – of pig poets so he is certain to be outstanding in his field. There might be more pig poets if peoples stopped eating us!
A Poem
By Iggy Oink
I am a little piggie
My friends all call me Iggy
Not Ziggy – Diggy or Wiggy
Just plain and simple Iggy.
I have a happy life
No sadness, pain or strife
I hope to have a wife one day
And build a home with straw and hay
BUT
There don’t seem to be a plethora of pig marriages.
The End